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At Least the Robot Apocalypse Will Still Have Bad Community Theater
And now, from its creators, a few words on the RoboThespian: As an actor, it is a mirror. The most difficult question you may have to answer yourself is: ‘what am I for?’ RoboThespian™ demonstrates...
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Nobody Puts Baby in a Horner’s Terribly Timely and Totally Irresponsible...
You know, it’s times like this that I wonder if I should’ve devoted Nobody Puts Baby in a Horner to something like cat farts as opposed to pop culture because it’s hard to over think three hours of cat...
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Hot Chip’s “She Wolf” Is Your New Favorite Disco Fabulous Gay Robot Cover of...
While I can admit without reservation that I love me some “She Wolf” by Shakira, I’m also quite suspect of anything that even resembles a robot because you can’t have a horrific robot apocalypse...
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When Christina Aguilera Tickles Your Gay Fancy, She Pre-Sells Another Copy of...
I may know about as much about selling records as I do about finding the G-spot (a surprising amount, actually!), which is precisely why I concur with Christina Aguilera that tranny glambot from outer...
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The Robot Apocalypse Will Be Adorable, Officiate Your Wedding
I mean, I guess it’s great to be the couple of nerds that fall in love and decide that the best way to express your commitment to each other is by having the first wedding ever performed by a robot....
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The Robot Apocalypse Will Be Christina Hendricks
So fabulous, of course: And, as Robot Apocalypses are wont to be, f*ckin’ bleak. Slant Magazine‘s blog, The House Next Door, was kind enough let me share my crazy about the new Broken Bells video for...
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Important Findings in the Album Art for Christina Aguilera’s Bionic
Over on Facebook, a friend of mine described Christina Aguilera’s Bionic as mostly consisting of “transparent attempts to pander to obnoxious queens.” I recognize that taste is a subjective thing, so...
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The Robot Apocalypse Will Be Bristol Palin on The Secret Life of the American...
Pandemonium has struck! ANYWAYS, the last time we checked in on ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teen, dear reader and occasional contributor Shmathan brought to our attention the latest...
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The Robot Apocalypse Will Be Competing in the Horizontal Bar at the 2012...
Look, I recognize it’s been a while since I’ve come around and tended to this little corner of the internet, but it doesn’t mean my feelings have change about what we share over at this little corner...
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Mark Block’s Ad for Herman Cain: “Now is the time for action!”
Is it way Mark Block uses his words (robot awkward), the “Was it as good for you?” drag he takes from his cigarette, the au-currant-power-pop-meets-jingoism theme song, or the Herman Cain nightmare...
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NEWS: Leighton Meester’s Got a New Song; YouTube Commenters Still the Classiest
We all know that you aren’t really someone until you’ve dabbled in having your own music career. It’s a universal truth. After all, Heidi “My Personal Source of Eternal Schadenfreude” Montag is a...
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Shakira Has Just Ridicudanced Her Way into My Heart
Ridicudancing, y’all. Whether it’s the sensational moves of Nomi Malone or the sublime artistry of Sara Carlson, I love it when someone burns when they dance. That said, it’s hard to find truly...
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Instead of Going to See G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, Why Not Rent Obsessed?
Recessions, y’all. They’re the worst. The economy’s a bailout black hole, unemployment rates just seem to keep rising, and movies are a leisure that are increasingly unworthy of the $12.50 price of...
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Crushing On Colin Farrell Is the New Riding A Bicycle
Back during my freshman year of college, if you asked me how I felt about about Colin Farrell, you’d probably not get a coherent response so much as a stream of school-girlish noises that vaguely...
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Sweet Shimmying Moses, Japan! Must You So Recklessly Play With the Flames of...
There is no reason for anyone to like robots. For one thing, they could very well be the harbingers of the apocalypse. Also, they’re just creepy. Even Asimo, that robot by Honda: He is NOT to be...
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Things That Should Not Exist: The TrueCompanion Sex Robot
In life, it’s one sexually icky and utterly terrifying portent of the robot apocalypse to dress a robot up in a schoolgirl outfit and program her with some rudimentary dance moves; however, it’s a...
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The Black Eyed Peas’“Imma Be Rocking That Body” Is Epic, Makes Total Sense
Only one of the above statements is true. Given that this 10-minute plutonium-powered crazy train video contains break-dancing robots and silver Phantom of the Opera masks and the Black Eyed Peas...
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